








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 844 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 722 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




147 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14801 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,080 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14792 | 38% |
| Smokes | 10191 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6596 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 7501 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,789,297 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 650 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K|ng π©β½^β’ββ’^βΌπͺ | 1022 | 0.25 | 24 min |
| #2 | fatfuck π©β½^β’β©β’^βΌπͺβ β€ | 908 | 0.23 | 22 min |
| #3 | pub_rob | 872 | 0.30 | 29 min |
| #4 | Yellow | 825 | 0.23 | 19 min |
| #5 | MILFSHAKE | 730 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tullz β | +4.01 | 89 | 56 |
| #2 | zundo | +3.85 | 83 | 62 |
| #3 | tidy | +3.17 | 91 | 72 |
| #4 | raas | +2.30 | 73 | 58 |
| #5 | MILFSHAKE | +1.58 | 78 | 57 |





