








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 561 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3680 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,118 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2193 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2543 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1733 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1649 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,093,628 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 458 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruin | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | Amadeus | 59% | 69 |
| #3 | Steel™ | 59% | 41 |
| #4 | Apple_Saucy | 58% | 108 |
| #5 | okipullup | 57% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apple_Saucy | 267 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | Thorkscannotaim | 224 | 0.41 | 6 min |
| #3 | Steel™ | 183 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | Amadeus | 98 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ruin | 96 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steel™ | +2.43 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | Sr Cal | +1.47 | 70 | 59 |
| #3 | Ruin | +1.26 | 85 | 77 |
| #4 | Apple_Saucy | +1.13 | 79 | 53 |
| #5 | Amadeus | +0.66 | 67 | 60 |





