








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 475 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3280 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,217 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1008 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1444 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1282 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2483 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,225,765 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 423 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Xtinct | 64% | 42 |
| #2 | sonniibee | 59% | 32 |
| #3 | ✠ ERZ ✠ | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | High_Kick_Hassan | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | f0xy24 | 45% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | M0 | 44% | 16 |
| #8 | frrrist | 43% | 23 |
| #9 | Creatyx | 42% | 19 |
| #10 | HarryPeppy | 38% | 16 |
| #11 | Ka1 -iwnl- | 37% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f0xy24 | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | ☯ Redia | 3 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Ka1 -iwnl- | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | ✪ Xtinct | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | HarryPeppy | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f0xy24 | 389 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #2 | ✪ Xtinct | 108 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | ☯ Redia | 78 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ka1 -iwnl- | 75 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | frrrist | 73 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Xtinct | +5.19 | 95 | 68 |
| #2 | xsploit | +1.22 | 88 | 44 |
| #3 | M0 | +0.96 | 73 | 69 |
| #4 | ☯ Redia | +0.86 | 88 | 50 |
| #5 | ✠ ERZ ✠ | +0.85 | 77 | 53 |





