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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 55 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2729 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,849 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2730 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2075 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3325 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 719 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,206,158 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kilo | 350 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | Pru | 181 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Pruvv | 162 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | Nice Cut G | 113 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | Nigward | 78 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nice Cut G | +6.25 | 99 | 53 |
| #2 | Pruvv | +6.15 | 85 | 74 |
| #3 | Pru | +4.84 | 86 | 70 |
| #4 | Kilo | +1.34 | 83 | 61 |
| #5 | THE BEEBS | -0.24 | 45 | 53 |





