








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 260 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3018 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,996 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 699 | 17% |
| Smokes | 738 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1646 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 913 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,212,030 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tripzzy | 56% | 62 |
| #2 | Bworis | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | Vuucs | 53% | 118 |
| #4 | Stele98 | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | Waginator | 46% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vuucs | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Waginator | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Tripzzy | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Fart King | 5 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | Stele98 | 3 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vuucs | 207 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | Fart King | 150 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | Tripzzy | 84 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | revent | 71 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | Shautra | 54 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Emens27 | +1.91 | 65 | 49 |
| #2 | Bworis | +1.91 | 60 | 57 |
| #3 | Shautra | +1.21 | 79 | 71 |
| #4 | Stele98 | -0.09 | 66 | 74 |
| #5 | Tripzzy | -0.29 | 58 | 68 |





