








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 275 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2087 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,668 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1135 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1335 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1256 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 942 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $677,282 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 437 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ Tony0.2K ♿ | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | KiisuWomi | 73% | 26 |
| #3 | Saab #PRESSUPEEK | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | lelvi | 63% | 16 |
| #5 | Särki | 60% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Simp God | 54% | 46 |
| #9 | samo | 53% | 19 |
| #10 | dANNY | 48% | 21 |
| #11 | Maddew | 47% | 15 |
| #12 | SNP | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Simp God | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | KiisuWomi | 3 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | lelvi | 3 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | Särki | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | JatlarVacation #OULUGAMING | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Särki | 121 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | JatlarVacation #OULUGAMING | 91 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | samo | 83 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #4 | dANNY | 81 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | lelvi | 60 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ Tony0.2K ♿ | +6.59 | 77 | 58 |
| #2 | samo | +4.74 | 89 | 79 |
| #3 | jonza | +3.09 | 74 | 61 |
| #4 | dANNY | +0.77 | 84 | 78 |
| #5 | KiisuWomi | +0.33 | 72 | 41 |





