








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1024 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4496 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,999 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3515 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3118 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3989 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3377 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,109,682 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 399 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | kwak | 55% | 60 |
| #7 | Penno | 51% | 80 |
| #8 | Malibu I♿I⛟I♿I⛟I♿I⛟ | 48% | 23 |
| #9 | dOn shOw #CICCIOLINA | 39% | 36 |
| #10 | Oopee | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oopee | 12 | 0.0191 |
| #2 | Penno | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | zrfnd | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Nani | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | kwak | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REAALI | +3.03 | 84 | 59 |
| #2 | webe | +1.63 | 65 | 74 |
| #3 | zrfnd | +1.53 | 75 | 74 |
| #4 | Malibu I♿I⛟I♿I⛟I♿I⛟ | +0.80 | 72 | 65 |
| #5 | osmo | +0.73 | 85 | 61 |





