








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 813 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2925 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,750 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4493 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3198 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2257 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2802 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $684,230 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 267 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henxu | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | REAALI | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | osmo | 59% | 61 |
| #4 | jumalA =D | 59% | 29 |
| #5 | Oopee | 56% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Penno | 7 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | zrfnd | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | kwak | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Nani | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Oopee | 3 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zrfnd | 318 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #2 | dOn shOw #CICCIOLINA | 262 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | Penno | 207 | 0.30 | 6 min |
| #4 | Nani | 197 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #5 | osmo | 135 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REAALI | +3.74 | 88 | 56 |
| #2 | Henxu | +2.57 | 86 | 60 |
| #3 | webe | +1.59 | 64 | 74 |
| #4 | zrfnd | +1.31 | 69 | 75 |
| #5 | kwak | +0.67 | 65 | 69 |





