








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3851 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,008 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2913 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3315 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3018 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2762 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,068,529 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 493 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | FakedDread86290 | 48% | 21 |
| #6 | Hoddse | 47% | 163 |
| #7 | NorahBorah | 45% | 29 |
| #8 | MorDi | 41% | 78 |
| #9 | Villmink | 35% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hoddse | +2.89 | 67 | 61 |
| #2 | krazy | +2.37 | 72 | 53 |
| #3 | big pappa | +0.91 | 45 | 59 |
| #4 | Useless | -0.03 | 56 | 45 |
| #5 | NorahBorah | -1.98 | 46 | 38 |





