








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 856 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 151 matches | ||
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4784 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,030 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2852 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2536 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2121 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2521 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,480,021 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElephanT | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | ✪KolTic | 54% | 61 |
| #3 | bif | 53% | 47 |
| #4 | Zander | 53% | 78 |
| #5 | K.den | 49% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElephanT | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | ✪KolTic | 54% | 61 |
| #3 | bif | 53% | 47 |
| #4 | Zander | 53% | 78 |
| #5 | K.den | 49% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K.den | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Zander | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | ElephanT | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | ✪KolTic | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | bif | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElephanT | 165 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | bif | 156 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | Zander | 116 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | ✪KolTic | 101 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | K.den | 92 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElephanT | +3.51 | 92 | 65 |
| #2 | Lebbie007 | +2.03 | 86 | 55 |
| #3 | bif | +1.88 | 79 | 69 |
| #4 | Zander | +1.50 | 84 | 50 |
| #5 | ✪KolTic | +0.59 | 83 | 51 |





