








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4000 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3712 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2465 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1957 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2357 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,468,424 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 791 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeaKie | 67% | 124 |
| #2 | Monkiii | 65% | 52 |
| #3 | Amleth | 64% | 22 |
| #4 | yukina | 58% | 55 |
| #5 | blood tears | 56% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeaKie | 14 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | konflic | 8 | 0.0163 |
| #3 | Monkiii | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | nbgee12 | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | carbs | 3 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeaKie | 602 | 0.26 | 17 min |
| #2 | yukina | 229 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | Monkiii | 229 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | blood tears | 212 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | nbgee12 | 138 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeaKie | +6.29 | 78 | 89 |
| #2 | Monkiii | +5.68 | 86 | 68 |
| #3 | blood tears | +1.16 | 83 | 60 |
| #4 | nbgee12 | +1.01 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | Amleth | +1.01 | 66 | 70 |





