








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,785 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 416 | 15% |
| Smokes | 765 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 900 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 704 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $220,791 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡ | 71% | 42 |
| #2 | rod | 62% | 74 |
| #3 | 25renecade | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | damnation | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | artist | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | damnation | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | artist | 50% | 10 |
| #6 | nicomo | 48% | 33 |
| #7 | steage | 33% | 15 |
| #8 | E | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rod | 10 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | ⚡ | 7 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | artist | 4 | 0.0207 |
| #4 | steage | 1 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | damnation | 1 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡ | 152 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | rod | 111 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | 25renecade | 52 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #4 | steage | 41 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | nicomo | 25 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | damnation | +8.82 | 81 | 64 |
| #2 | rod | +4.72 | 80 | 61 |
| #3 | ⚡ | +3.99 | 84 | 52 |
| #4 | 25renecade | +1.86 | 64 | 55 |
| #5 | E | +1.50 | 54 | 55 |





