








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1934 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,296 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 976 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1363 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2455 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1502 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $835,004 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | A.V | 50% | 40 |
| #11 | aTTe | 49% | 122 |
| #12 | lesob1 | 45% | 86 |
| #13 | AkuQ | 45% | 47 |
| #14 | me0n | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SAGGERTON-_- | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Joe Brrrr | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | lesob1 | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | AkuQ | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | seshjedi | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SAGGERTON-_- | 1052 | 0.28 | 34 min |
| #2 | lesob1 | 387 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #3 | Joe Brrrr | 303 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | aTTe | 247 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | seshjedi | 154 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jussi | +5.28 | 69 | 65 |
| #2 | SAGGERTON-_- | +4.37 | 89 | 82 |
| #3 | jopeZipopezi | +2.67 | 58 | 76 |
| #4 | Joe Brrrr | +1.02 | 82 | 61 |
| #5 | snaqi | +0.52 | 51 | 60 |





