








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1598 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 152 matches | ||
| Esplay | 75 matches | 1,947 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6261 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,792 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10230 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8779 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6596 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6187 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,543,797 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3569 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SAGGERTON-_- | 16 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | snaqi | 10 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | A.V | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Joe Brrrr | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | aTTe | 5 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SAGGERTON-_- | 1382 | 0.29 | 44 min |
| #2 | A.V | 1017 | 0.17 | 31 min |
| #3 | aTTe | 750 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #4 | snaqi | 536 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #5 | Joe Brrrr | 407 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SAGGERTON-_- | +3.87 | 87 | 81 |
| #2 | jopeZipopezi | +2.91 | 66 | 77 |
| #3 | NoweQ^ | +1.89 | 82 | 66 |
| #4 | lesob1 | +0.49 | 62 | 74 |
| #5 | Joe Brrrr | +0.31 | 79 | 64 |





