








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1314 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 260 matches | ||
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 96 matches | ||
| Esplay | 83 matches | 2,009 | |
| Competitive Train | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Renown | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,583 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8391 | 22% |
| Smokes | 10108 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 10458 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 9626 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,843,527 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lesob1 | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Joe Brrrr | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | SAGGERTON-_- | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | A.V | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | snaqi | 8 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SAGGERTON-_- | 1962 | 0.30 | 59 min |
| #2 | lesob1 | 1199 | 0.22 | 33 min |
| #3 | A.V | 1054 | 0.17 | 31 min |
| #4 | Joe Brrrr | 749 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #5 | snaqi | 581 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SAGGERTON-_- | +3.81 | 89 | 81 |
| #2 | n44tuska | +1.85 | 71 | 57 |
| #3 | NoweQ^ | +1.73 | 85 | 61 |
| #4 | k0tka | +1.37 | 72 | 58 |
| #5 | kazub | +0.84 | 64 | 70 |





