








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 551 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1597 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,401 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1651 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1101 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 909 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 740 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $684,815 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x | 81% | 27 |
| #2 | Doonald Troomp, a real American | 75% | 12 |
| #3 | Geo6 | 73% | 78 |
| #4 | SparX | 70% | 33 |
| #5 | oopsITooted | 68% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SparX | 8 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | chb | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | x | 5 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | Geo6 | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Liger Rider | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Liger Rider | 711 | 0.27 | 22 min |
| #2 | chb | 630 | 0.23 | 18 min |
| #3 | Geo6 | 237 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | x | 119 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #5 | Awsome | 110 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x | +4.27 | 66 | 63 |
| #2 | Bryce Meyer | +2.98 | 88 | 57 |
| #3 | Liger Rider | +2.36 | 66 | 74 |
| #4 | spider | +2.30 | 73 | 59 |
| #5 | SparX | +1.63 | 81 | 64 |





