








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 794 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,603 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6150 | 39% |
| Smokes | 4067 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2885 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2501 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $797,578 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 794 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Geo6 | 73% | 79 |
| #2 | SparX | 71% | 38 |
| #3 | Liger Rider | 69% | 272 |
| #4 | oopsITooted | 65% | 26 |
| #5 | spider | 64% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nerdy | 29 | 0.0148 |
| #2 | spider | 11 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | SparX | 10 | 0.0124 |
| #4 | Liger Rider | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Lucid | 6 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Liger Rider | 1310 | 0.25 | 38 min |
| #2 | spider | 403 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | Nerdy | 340 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | hyert | 332 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #5 | Lucid | 272 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Liger Rider | +2.89 | 66 | 72 |
| #2 | hyert | +1.93 | 63 | 72 |
| #3 | chb | +1.61 | 64 | 72 |
| #4 | spider | +1.37 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | SparX | +1.09 | 76 | 66 |





