








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1265 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,609 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1291 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1014 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1143 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1161 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $475,998 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blalo | 94% | 16 |
| #2 | Not ME | 67% | 46 |
| #3 | Rust | 66% | 29 |
| #4 | G O A T | 65% | 49 |
| #5 | yilmazz | 64% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CapybaraLuvr | 289 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #2 | k1llUrz </3 Canım | 282 | 0.32 | 5 min |
| #3 | yilmazz | 258 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #4 | Riv | 168 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | G O A T | 152 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yilmazz | +3.85 | 71 | 78 |
| #2 | Ethan | +3.19 | 96 | 61 |
| #3 | Not ME | +2.98 | 72 | 53 |
| #4 | k1llUrz </3 Canım | +2.51 | 84 | 60 |
| #5 | arch | +2.09 | 95 | 53 |





