








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 574 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7666 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2006 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2163 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2780 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2803 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,430,478 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 392 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cradler | 67% | 46 |
| #2 | G O A T | 62% | 66 |
| #3 | Riv | 59% | 41 |
| #4 | Kichu | 58% | 137 |
| #5 | Rust | 57% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | G O A T | 62% | 66 |
| #3 | Riv | 59% | 41 |
| #4 | Kichu | 58% | 137 |
| #5 | Rust | 57% | 35 |
| #6 | VerZace™ | 49% | 350 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VerZace™ | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | Rust | 5 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | G O A T | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Riv | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Kichu | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VerZace™ | 1367 | 0.20 | 46 min |
| #2 | G O A T | 224 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | Cradler | 170 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Rust | 169 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | Kichu | 130 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Not ME | +3.18 | 75 | 46 |
| #2 | Cradler | +1.96 | 72 | 55 |
| #3 | Kichu | +0.36 | 74 | 49 |
| #4 | Rust | +0.26 | 65 | 58 |
| #5 | G O A T | -1.09 | 50 | 66 |





