








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2521 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,769 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1062 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1397 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1295 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1015 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,382,371 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 217 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | fiA =DD | 57% | 21 |
| #17 | Plague | 56% | 34 |
| #18 | kookoS | 51% | 78 |
| #19 | saratink | 51% | 77 |
| #20 | JuhK. | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeemis☯ | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | kookoS | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Plague | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | kookoo35 | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | moonzy | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moonzy | 353 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | kookoS | 287 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | Jeemis☯ | 267 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | kookoo35 | 213 | 0.31 | 6 min |
| #5 | Prutos | 189 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moonzy | +4.79 | 85 | 80 |
| #2 | Jeemis☯ | +4.02 | 80 | 71 |
| #3 | kookoS | +3.34 | 56 | 74 |
| #4 | Plague | +2.01 | 72 | 68 |
| #5 | fiA =DD | +1.96 | 80 | 60 |





