








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
91 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 394 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 50 | 13% |
| Smokes | 118 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 191 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 35 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $76,379 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h0und | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Prins Yolo | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | Ljuflingur | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | Nestor | 46% | 24 |
| #5 | drulli | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ljuflingur | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | Nestor | 46% | 24 |
| #5 | drulli | 45% | 11 |
| #6 | ayy | 33% | 3 |
| #7 | Tje | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tje | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prins Yolo | 46 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | Ljuflingur | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | drulli | 42 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | Nestor | 21 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | ayy | 19 | 0.31 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayy | +5.80 | 71 | 88 |
| #2 | drulli | +1.52 | 72 | 69 |
| #3 | Ljuflingur | -0.01 | 61 | 75 |
| #4 | Nestor | -0.14 | 45 | 62 |
| #5 | h0und | -0.22 | 58 | 47 |





