








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
544 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,446 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 387 | 16% |
| Smokes | 701 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 668 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 690 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $326,155 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeXmaskinen | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Facestomp | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | Noname | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | h0und | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | Siu | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tje | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | clev | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayy | 70 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | Prins Yolo | 64 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Ljuflingur | 61 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | drulli | 50 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | LuSharp | 44 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayy | +5.14 | 55 | 78 |
| #2 | Facestomp | +1.97 | 73 | 72 |
| #3 | drulli | +1.42 | 71 | 69 |
| #4 | Noname | +1.39 | 75 | 66 |
| #5 | h0und | +0.84 | 60 | 45 |





