








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
165 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 742 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 262 | 35% |
| Smokes | 147 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 173 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 160 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $34,519 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faró | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | LuSharp | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | clev | 45% | 11 |
| #4 | Prins Yolo | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | Nestor | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Prins Yolo | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | Nestor | 38% | 13 |
| #6 | Ljuflingur | 38% | 13 |
| #7 | Tje | 33% | 3 |
| #8 | h0und | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clev | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ljuflingur | 29 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | Prins Yolo | 28 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | Nestor | 11 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | Faró | 10 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | clev | 9 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drulli | +0.99 | 66 | 68 |
| #2 | Tje | +0.87 | 52 | 37 |
| #3 | Nestor | -0.80 | 42 | 68 |
| #4 | Prins Yolo | -0.86 | 35 | 54 |
| #5 | LuSharp | -1.10 | 58 | 67 |





