








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1985 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 287 matches | ||
| Premier | 283 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Esplay | 5 matches | 1,826 |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 188 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9902 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11138 | 27% |
| Smokes | 10728 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 9350 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 10536 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,776,631 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tunkki | 11 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Shadowcoins | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Sam | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Wasted Penguin | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | TanK | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shadowcoins | 689 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | Tunkki | 389 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | Henkka | 373 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #4 | Wasted Penguin | 350 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #5 | mahtilate | 249 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mahtilate | +5.55 | 82 | 69 |
| #2 | | Iltisjohtaja | +4.18 | 96 | 65 |
| #3 | 🅱🅴🅽🅺🅺🆄ッ | +3.24 | 81 | 52 |
| #4 | Tunkki | +2.36 | 78 | 66 |
| #5 | arttU | +2.08 | 54 | 67 |





