








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 698 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3407 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,578 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6485 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4882 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4314 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3897 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $385,158 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1295 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | AliGeezz | 50% | 46 |
| #13 | Tunkki | 49% | 175 |
| #14 | Lalsu | 45% | 20 |
| #15 | massimo | 39% | 23 |
| #16 | weekend warrior | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tunkki | 27 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | AliGeezz | 6 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | Abu Omar al-Shishani | 6 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | Shadowcoins | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Saddam Hussein | 4 | 0.0102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tunkki | 543 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | Shadowcoins | 266 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | arttU | 230 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | tauski | 138 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | AliGeezz | 133 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mahtilate | +5.33 | 81 | 70 |
| #2 | Saddam Hussein | +3.50 | 82 | 66 |
| #3 | Henkka | +1.83 | 78 | 79 |
| #4 | Tunkki | +1.30 | 73 | 63 |
| #5 | Abu Omar al-Shishani | +0.98 | 86 | 64 |





