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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 359 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 160 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4576 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,213 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3589 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3163 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1906 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2555 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $602,385 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 170 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | hambooga | 69% | 77 |
| #11 | Tony | 69% | 67 |
| #12 | cutedog | 66% | 29 |
| #13 | V1nson | 65% | 23 |
| #14 | Prin | 63% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prin | 341 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | Tony | 261 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | hambooga | 228 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Basil | 207 | 0.35 | 5 min |
| #5 | CAJUN | 190 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Voilà | +4.69 | 88 | 56 |
| #2 | t | +2.34 | 72 | 62 |
| #3 | hambooga | +1.89 | 89 | 57 |
| #4 | Not Pol0 | +1.78 | 88 | 74 |
| #5 | Prin | +1.45 | 87 | 62 |





