








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 419 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 191 matches | ||
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6042 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,794 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7865 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6133 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4582 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5214 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,426,535 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 404 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gQ #a0s | 51% | 151 |
| #2 | MK | 49% | 45 |
| #3 | Willi | 45% | 55 |
| #4 | TheMicroMexican | 45% | 131 |
| #5 | Epox | 45% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willi | +3.60 | 84 | 73 |
| #2 | gQ #a0s | +2.17 | 70 | 74 |
| #3 | Br0k3n. | +1.30 | 84 | 59 |
| #4 | TheMicroMexican | +0.66 | 75 | 73 |
| #5 | Paexl | +0.19 | 76 | 59 |





