








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1488 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 237 matches | ||
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 147 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10386 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,511 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13629 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8583 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 11143 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 9156 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,328,417 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2566 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ragnarus | 58% | 102 |
| #2 | Br0k3n. | 56% | 220 |
| #3 | Karthongo | 56% | 104 |
| #4 | gQ #a0s | 54% | 573 |
| #5 | MK | 53% | 302 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MK | 20 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | PicoPacino ツ | 17 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Willi | 17 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Paexl | 13 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | gQ #a0s | 12 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gQ #a0s | 1984 | 0.17 | 52 min |
| #2 | MK | 999 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #3 | PicoPacino ツ | 833 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #4 | Paexl | 525 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #5 | Br0k3n. | 509 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willi | +3.59 | 84 | 71 |
| #2 | gQ #a0s | +1.47 | 68 | 75 |
| #3 | MK | +1.43 | 82 | 77 |
| #4 | TheMicroMexican | +0.87 | 74 | 72 |
| #5 | Br0k3n. | +0.19 | 87 | 55 |





