








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 43 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3898 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,381 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5799 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5723 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5405 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4454 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $996,044 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 842 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MayNotSkill | 67% | 36 |
| #2 | Lyriix | 67% | 60 |
| #3 | Excalibur | 59% | 27 |
| #4 | ⛧ S ⛧ | 55% | 29 |
| #5 | felix | 54% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoriFee | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | felix | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | ⛧ S ⛧ | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | MayNotSkill | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Pille2212 | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoriFee | 296 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #2 | felix | 135 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | MayNotSkill | 115 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lyriix | 104 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Pille2212 | 62 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pille2212 | +4.28 | 78 | 50 |
| #2 | ⛧ S ⛧ | +4.24 | 61 | 49 |
| #3 | MayNotSkill | +3.65 | 54 | 70 |
| #4 | Lyriix | +3.17 | 86 | 61 |
| #5 | KoriFee | +3.01 | 79 | 72 |





