








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 574 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 228 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3100 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,980 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3396 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2807 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2666 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2111 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $851,352 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Arin | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | tokiji | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | wootwooot | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | W12YEAH | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | Arthur | 54% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Houtarou | 45% | 102 |
| #10 | Loonatic | 44% | 52 |
| #11 | Road to Silver 1 | 40% | 30 |
| #12 | Wesliiiiii | 32% | 25 |
| #13 | yui | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -.-Aboxgwer-.- | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Arthur | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Sourmelon | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Houtarou | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | noobshotz | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arthur | 665 | 0.23 | 18 min |
| #2 | -.-Aboxgwer-.- | 417 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | Houtarou | 265 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | noobshotz | 250 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | Sourmelon | 243 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loonatic | +3.29 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | Nikoichi | +2.84 | 64 | 60 |
| #3 | Arthur | +0.54 | 77 | 61 |
| #4 | tokiji | +0.32 | 74 | 60 |
| #5 | W12YEAH | +0.07 | 47 | 61 |





