








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 458 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5934 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,802 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6398 | 38% |
| Smokes | 4218 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3136 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3050 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $892,217 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Road to Silver 1 | 49% | 286 |
| #2 | KennysuT | 44% | 45 |
| #3 | Nikoichi | 44% | 52 |
| #4 | AngHitMan47 | 37% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Road to Silver 1 | 49% | 286 |
| #2 | KennysuT | 44% | 45 |
| #3 | Nikoichi | 44% | 52 |
| #4 | AngHitMan47 | 37% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Road to Silver 1 | 18 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Nikoichi | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | KennysuT | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | AngHitMan47 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Road to Silver 1 | 623 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #2 | AngHitMan47 | 278 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #3 | KennysuT | 193 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | Nikoichi | 169 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loonatic | +2.60 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | Nikoichi | +1.99 | 64 | 62 |
| #3 | KennysuT | -0.95 | 52 | 76 |
| #4 | Road to Silver 1 | -1.28 | 54 | 49 |
| #5 | AngHitMan47 | -1.92 | 66 | 60 |





