








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
451 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,090 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 366 | 34% |
| Smokes | 250 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 277 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 197 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $92,420 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T R A P D A D D Y | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | JX29 | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Zeuss0 | 33% | 9 |
| #4 | Khii | 31% | 13 |
| #5 | Danight | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Zeuss0 | 33% | 9 |
| #4 | Khii | 31% | 13 |
| #5 | Danight | 29% | 7 |
| #6 | XdFredC | 25% | 8 |
| #7 | Emmmm | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khii | 1 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | XdFredC | 1 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zeuss0 | 49 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #2 | Danight | 15 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #3 | JX29 | 14 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #4 | XdFredC | 13 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Khii | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XdFredC | +2.67 | 69 | 48 |
| #2 | 7akenn | +1.36 | 79 | 59 |
| #3 | T R A P D A D D Y | +1.27 | 45 | 5 |
| #4 | JX29 | +0.73 | 86 | 52 |
| #5 | Zeuss0 | -1.27 | 67 | 74 |





