








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 50 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
496 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,233 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 587 | 26% |
| Smokes | 602 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 509 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 535 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $118,887 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 7akenn | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | XdFredC | 45% | 38 |
| #6 | Zeuss0 | 41% | 41 |
| #7 | nacho | 39% | 18 |
| #8 | Danight | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XdFredC | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | nacho | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XdFredC | +1.89 | 61 | 55 |
| #2 | nacho | +1.56 | 87 | 39 |
| #3 | 7akenn | +0.61 | 72 | 59 |
| #4 | Zeuss0 | +0.34 | 72 | 68 |
| #5 | JX29 | -0.33 | 76 | 65 |





