








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3103 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,993 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2493 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2662 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2985 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2853 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $563,166 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ArchTurtle88™ | 55% | 55 |
| #2 | Summer | 52% | 164 |
| #3 | Aimer | 49% | 173 |
| #4 | Piss | 49% | 119 |
| #5 | HinkieBall | 48% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | GafTape | 42% | 83 |
| #9 | 𝓲𝓼𝓱 | 41% | 27 |
| #10 | Valier | 41% | 32 |
| #11 | Girth Brooks | 38% | 26 |
| #12 | deztrukt | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aimer | 14 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Summer | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Ash | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Piss | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | GafTape | 5 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aimer | 880 | 0.25 | 25 min |
| #2 | Summer | 632 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #3 | Piss | 327 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | ArchTurtle88™ | 265 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #5 | HinkieBall | 261 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dot | +3.94 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | n0ize | +3.00 | 85 | 73 |
| #3 | HinkieBall | +1.52 | 83 | 61 |
| #4 | Piss | +1.01 | 79 | 63 |
| #5 | Aimer | +1.00 | 67 | 58 |





