








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1234 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 459 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4710 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,865 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9873 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9946 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6564 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6482 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,609,459 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 347 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HonorZeBaumer | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | An0N_^ | 56% | 135 |
| #3 | lbertZ | 54% | 117 |
| #4 | Tambo 外国王者 | 53% | 307 |
| #5 | Goldfist_CN | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Tambo 外国王者 | 53% | 307 |
| #5 | Goldfist_CN | 52% | 44 |
| #6 | FluffyxBlanket | 50% | 145 |
| #7 | Mr Shotgun | 49% | 55 |
| #8 | Pa7na | 49% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FluffyxBlanket | 11 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | An0N_^ | 11 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Tambo 外国王者 | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Pa7na | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | lbertZ | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | An0N_^ | 706 | 0.25 | 15 min |
| #2 | FluffyxBlanket | 626 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #3 | lbertZ | 405 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #4 | Tambo 外国王者 | 332 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #5 | Pa7na | 272 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lbertZ | +2.79 | 83 | 58 |
| #2 | An0N_^ | +0.86 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | iLLquid | +0.47 | 71 | 76 |
| #4 | FluffyxBlanket | +0.36 | 55 | 68 |
| #5 | Tambo 外国王者 | -0.02 | 61 | 59 |





