








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 96 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1086 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,068 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 205 | 10% |
| Smokes | 245 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 811 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 807 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $439,731 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olt | 46% | 87 |
| #2 | Mysil Bergsprekken | 45% | 29 |
| #3 | Morning | 42% | 55 |
| #4 | skruffynor | 40% | 110 |
| #5 | resa | 40% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | skruffynor | 40% | 110 |
| #5 | resa | 40% | 143 |
| #6 | 1peek | 37% | 92 |
| #7 | Dudlileif | 33% | 15 |
| #8 | Maniac | 23% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skruffynor | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | 1peek | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | resa | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Morning | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Mysil Bergsprekken | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | resa | 317 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | skruffynor | 139 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | 1peek | 118 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | olt | 71 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Morning | 52 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morning | +4.49 | 56 | 53 |
| #2 | Mysil Bergsprekken | +3.95 | 77 | 52 |
| #3 | resa | +1.52 | 37 | 64 |
| #4 | skruffynor | +0.56 | 22 | 45 |
| #5 | Maniac | -0.92 | 22 | 44 |





