








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1419 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,821 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1334 | 23% |
| Smokes | 846 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2468 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 1173 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,007,224 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 159 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olt | 47% | 36 |
| #2 | Mysil Bergsprekken | 47% | 15 |
| #3 | RavenGod | 46% | 28 |
| #4 | neslaH | 45% | 42 |
| #5 | 1peek | 44% | 164 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Morning | 42% | 45 |
| #7 | resa | 41% | 143 |
| #8 | Maniac | 40% | 50 |
| #9 | Moz | 40% | 110 |
| #10 | kvitvangen93 | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1peek | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | neslaH | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Morning | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | resa | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Maniac | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | resa | 303 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | 1peek | 257 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | neslaH | 57 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Morning | 50 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | RavenGod | 43 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morning | +3.02 | 57 | 58 |
| #2 | Mysil Bergsprekken | +2.96 | 76 | 54 |
| #3 | neslaH | +1.32 | 53 | 53 |
| #4 | resa | +0.78 | 36 | 64 |
| #5 | RavenGod | +0.53 | 36 | 69 |





