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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 294 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2156 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,898 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3143 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2178 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1938 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1639 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $753,070 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dudlileif | 47% | 34 |
| #2 | Morning | 45% | 97 |
| #3 | skruffynor | 41% | 143 |
| #4 | Moz | 40% | 143 |
| #5 | 1peek | 38% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | skruffynor | 41% | 143 |
| #4 | Moz | 40% | 143 |
| #5 | 1peek | 38% | 130 |
| #6 | Mysil Bergsprekken | 37% | 27 |
| #7 | Maniac | 36% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morning | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | skruffynor | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Moz | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | 1peek | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Maniac | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skruffynor | 221 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #2 | 1peek | 167 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Morning | 103 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Maniac | 35 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Mysil Bergsprekken | 34 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morning | +3.67 | 55 | 54 |
| #2 | Mysil Bergsprekken | +2.75 | 73 | 56 |
| #3 | resa | +1.38 | 38 | 64 |
| #4 | skruffynor | +0.08 | 19 | 51 |
| #5 | Maniac | -0.84 | 28 | 51 |





