








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,924 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1267 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1028 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 659 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 970 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $613,663 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 348 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | KAG | 44% | 43 |
| #12 | itslexie_ | 44% | 57 |
| #13 | kark | 43% | 67 |
| #14 | Fimbz | 32% | 28 |
| #15 | Jaio | 10% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mario player has xantares aim | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | kark | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | itslexie_ | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | KAG | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Zooch | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mario player has xantares aim | 329 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #2 | KAG | 278 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #3 | kark | 272 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | itslexie_ | 172 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Zooch | 109 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zooch | +3.77 | 84 | 75 |
| #2 | mario player has xantares aim | +3.06 | 87 | 69 |
| #3 | madin | +2.07 | 78 | 42 |
| #4 | Msushi | +1.75 | 70 | 61 |
| #5 | KAG | +1.67 | 78 | 71 |





