








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 841 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 531 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




191 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7745 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,469 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5024 | 21% |
| Smokes | 6113 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6665 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5667 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,990,398 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2099 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | barrel | 53% | 58 |
| #2 | 𝔪𝔬𝔲_ | 53% | 110 |
| #3 | Plysak | 49% | 229 |
| #4 | takeitez | 48% | 140 |
| #5 | Craftqt | 48% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | JF | 48% | 40 |
| #7 | Dany | 47% | 163 |
| #8 | Mikeeelele | 47% | 51 |
| #9 | Repellent99 | 44% | 39 |
| #10 | prashkims | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Plysak | 56 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | Dany | 46 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | 𝔪𝔬𝔲_ | 23 | 0.0103 |
| #4 | takeitez | 18 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | Craftqt | 14 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Plysak | 601 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | 𝔪𝔬𝔲_ | 502 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #3 | Dany | 304 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Craftqt | 286 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | barrel | 220 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | takeitez | +3.31 | 91 | 49 |
| #2 | 𝔪𝔬𝔲_ | +2.37 | 82 | 67 |
| #3 | Mikeeelele | +1.72 | 71 | 53 |
| #4 | JF | +1.47 | 67 | 59 |
| #5 | barrel | +0.25 | 64 | 60 |





