








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 163 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3334 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,539 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1636 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2412 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2181 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2310 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,062,496 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mikeeelele | 56% | 78 |
| #2 | 𝔪𝔬𝔲_ | 55% | 112 |
| #3 | takeitez | 55% | 172 |
| #4 | Repellent99 | 53% | 55 |
| #5 | Plysak | 49% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | takeitez | 55% | 172 |
| #4 | Repellent99 | 53% | 55 |
| #5 | Plysak | 49% | 86 |
| #6 | Amys | 48% | 199 |
| #7 | Dany | 39% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amys | 47 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | 𝔪𝔬𝔲_ | 19 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | Plysak | 19 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | takeitez | 17 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Dany | 13 | 0.0132 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔪𝔬𝔲_ | 548 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| #2 | Amys | 447 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | takeitez | 241 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Mikeeelele | 237 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | Plysak | 224 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | takeitez | +3.72 | 91 | 49 |
| #2 | 𝔪𝔬𝔲_ | +1.53 | 82 | 66 |
| #3 | Mikeeelele | +0.94 | 74 | 53 |
| #4 | Amys | -0.02 | 70 | 57 |
| #5 | Repellent99 | -0.22 | 75 | 36 |





