








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 148 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 224 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3468 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,997 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4697 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2400 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3487 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2413 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $307,325 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 456 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Plysak | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | Craftqt | 55% | 112 |
| #3 | takeitez | 55% | 82 |
| #4 | Amys | 53% | 110 |
| #5 | Dany | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Craftqt | 55% | 112 |
| #3 | takeitez | 55% | 82 |
| #4 | Amys | 53% | 110 |
| #5 | Dany | 50% | 16 |
| #6 | Mikeeelele | 50% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amys | 28 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | takeitez | 10 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Craftqt | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Mikeeelele | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Plysak | 5 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mikeeelele | 325 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | Amys | 243 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Craftqt | 133 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | takeitez | 110 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Plysak | 58 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | takeitez | +2.42 | 93 | 51 |
| #2 | 𝔪𝔬𝔲_ | +1.30 | 82 | 66 |
| #3 | Mikeeelele | +1.10 | 72 | 51 |
| #4 | Amys | -0.27 | 69 | 55 |
| #5 | Craftqt | -0.80 | 70 | 47 |





