








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
546 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,584 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 255 | 16% |
| Smokes | 296 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 573 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 460 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $164,734 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | MuffinQE | 55% | 22 |
| #7 | rave-dA-K1nG [t] | 51% | 41 |
| #8 | chiken | 51% | 57 |
| #9 | Daroll | 44% | 9 |
| #10 | Eliot | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Пененжы Готувков | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | chiken | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | iko | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | rave-dA-K1nG [t] | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | nexorr | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nexorr | 167 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | MuffinQE | 107 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #3 | iko | 65 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | chiken | 47 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | rave-dA-K1nG [t] | 47 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Пененжы Готувков | +7.99 | 90 | 67 |
| #2 | rave-dA-K1nG [t] | +6.01 | 89 | 65 |
| #3 | nexorr | +1.04 | 68 | 64 |
| #4 | MuffinQE | +1.01 | 58 | 72 |
| #5 | Daroll | -0.94 | 48 | 49 |





