








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 36 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 959 | 37% |
| Smokes | 504 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 749 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 402 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $169,445 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Пененжы Готувков | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Daroll | 2 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | chiken | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | rave-dA-K1nG [t] | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | MuffinQE | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MuffinQE | 98 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #2 | iko | 60 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Пененжы Готувков | 53 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | chiken | 49 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | rave-dA-K1nG [t] | 49 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Пененжы Готувков | +8.15 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | rave-dA-K1nG [t] | +7.18 | 88 | 67 |
| #3 | nexorr | +1.25 | 62 | 65 |
| #4 | MuffinQE | +1.19 | 58 | 69 |
| #5 | Daroll | +0.40 | 52 | 57 |





