








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
401 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,019 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 358 | 18% |
| Smokes | 625 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 574 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 462 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $239,186 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Пененжы Готувков | 7 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | rave-dA-K1nG [t] | 6 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | chiken | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | LastKiss | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Daroll | 2 | 0.0129 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nexorr | 54 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | rave-dA-K1nG [t] | 21 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | MuffinQE | 16 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | Daroll | 13 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Пененжы Готувков | 12 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Пененжы Готувков | +8.59 | 88 | 64 |
| #2 | rave-dA-K1nG [t] | +5.29 | 90 | 63 |
| #3 | nexorr | +1.74 | 66 | 64 |
| #4 | MuffinQE | +0.78 | 62 | 74 |
| #5 | Daroll | -0.83 | 56 | 61 |





