








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3854 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,331 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1681 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2389 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5441 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 2820 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,598,906 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 382 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nexorr | 66% | 59 |
| #2 | Пененжы Готувков | 64% | 118 |
| #3 | Prayer | 53% | 43 |
| #4 | iko | 53% | 66 |
| #5 | LastKiss | 51% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Пененжы Готувков | 64% | 118 |
| #3 | Prayer | 53% | 43 |
| #4 | iko | 53% | 66 |
| #5 | LastKiss | 51% | 57 |
| #6 | rave-dA-K1nG [t] | 47% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rave-dA-K1nG [t] | 60 | 0.0163 |
| #2 | Пененжы Готувков | 41 | 0.0181 |
| #3 | iko | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Prayer | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rave-dA-K1nG [t] | 216 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #2 | nexorr | 176 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | Пененжы Готувков | 124 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | iko | 69 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Prayer | 62 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Пененжы Готувков | +6.33 | 89 | 62 |
| #2 | rave-dA-K1nG [t] | +5.62 | 90 | 58 |
| #3 | nexorr | +1.21 | 63 | 64 |
| #4 | Prayer | -1.04 | 32 | 61 |
| #5 | LastKiss | -1.46 | 54 | 37 |





