








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1606 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 609 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 109 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9759 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,816 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8997 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8466 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 8347 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 8006 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,073,137 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 590 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ville1 | 62% | 77 |
| #2 | civik | 62% | 50 |
| #3 | RK | 60% | 48 |
| #4 | wiiiii | 57% | 47 |
| #5 | frosty | 57% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Kyliys | 53% | 45 |
| #12 | zet0r | 53% | 398 |
| #13 | PETT1_ | 52% | 372 |
| #14 | attE | 52% | 327 |
| #15 | Charlie Murphy | 47% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zet0r | 9 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Suqp3r | 7 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | frosty | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | PETT1_ | 4 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | attE | 4 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zet0r | 2731 | 0.31 | 85 min |
| #2 | Suqp3r | 1564 | 0.19 | 44 min |
| #3 | attE | 1219 | 0.17 | 35 min |
| #4 | PETT1_ | 1192 | 0.15 | 31 min |
| #5 | mikke | 615 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ville1 | +2.82 | 72 | 85 |
| #2 | membu | +2.73 | 64 | 68 |
| #3 | PETT1_ | +1.35 | 74 | 69 |
| #4 | Rake | +0.58 | 67 | 67 |
| #5 | mikke | +0.41 | 83 | 71 |





