








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 247 matches | ||
| Faceit | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5018 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,547 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3915 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4145 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3108 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4379 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $611,086 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 349 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...

| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaneP | 56% | 121 |
| #2 | JihuS | 54% | 178 |
| #3 | Kartza | 51% | 59 |
| #4 | ![]() Dafffttttyyy | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | Sipuli | 46% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Radioaktiivinenurossimpanssi | 45% | 110 |
| #7 | Nazu | 44% | 34 |
| #8 | Mossepo | 43% | 53 |
| #9 | CruNk. | 43% | 80 |
| #10 | Pöllö_// | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JihuS | 30 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | SaneP | 12 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | CruNk. | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Radioaktiivinenurossimpanssi | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | ![]() Dafffttttyyy | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Radioaktiivinenurossimpanssi | 482 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | JihuS | 375 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | SaneP | 353 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | Sipuli | 259 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #5 | Mossepo | 166 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mossepo | +2.78 | 82 | 80 |
| #2 | JihuS | +2.17 | 82 | 51 |
| #3 | ![]() Dafffttttyyy | +1.21 | 80 | 69 |
| #4 | SaneP | +0.82 | 86 | 61 |
| #5 | Radioaktiivinenurossimpanssi | +0.18 | 76 | 75 |





