








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2031 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,881 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 945 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1661 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2600 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1675 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $895,835 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D x t. | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Skuro | 60% | 47 |
| #3 | DaftSystem | 57% | 49 |
| #4 | Tartiflexxx | 57% | 49 |
| #5 | Alexzec | 56% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Tartiflexxx | 57% | 49 |
| #5 | Alexzec | 56% | 25 |
| #6 | Stonz | 55% | 33 |
| #7 | NestY | 53% | 32 |
| #8 | Le RenarD | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tartiflexxx | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Skuro | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Le RenarD | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaftSystem | 133 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | Skuro | 129 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Stonz | 127 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Tartiflexxx | 105 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Alexzec | 71 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skuro | +2.73 | 76 | 61 |
| #2 | Alexzec | +1.42 | 55 | 71 |
| #3 | NestY | +1.24 | 66 | 53 |
| #4 | Stonz | +1.04 | 61 | 78 |
| #5 | Tartiflexxx | +0.33 | 64 | 49 |





