








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 249 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 84 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3094 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,229 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1722 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2611 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1849 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2047 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,254,731 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FeelGood | 60% | 47 |
| #2 | mans3401 | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Tartiflexxx | 59% | 99 |
| #4 | DaftSystem | 57% | 111 |
| #5 | NestY | 56% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaftSystem | 373 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | Tartiflexxx | 281 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Erin von Habsburg | 189 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Lecra | 79 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | NestY | 70 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skuro | +3.19 | 75 | 57 |
| #2 | NestY | +0.88 | 67 | 55 |
| #3 | Tartiflexxx | +0.68 | 64 | 52 |
| #4 | Erin von Habsburg | -0.26 | 50 | 63 |
| #5 | FeelGood | -0.58 | 46 | 58 |





